I’m used to perfume being marketed as something that should complement the essence of my being, but this commercial points out a missed opportunity: My marinade sauce should really capture my personality, too.
Who needs therapy? Lawry’s sauce understands you.
“I’m always exciting, and a little exotic.” Then sesame ginger is your sauce! “I’m earthy, with a splash of adventure.” Go for lime & chile! “I’m fun–and always fabulous.” Caribbean, baby! “I’m all heart, with a side of soul.” Italian Garlic! And a lobotomy!
Of course, anyone with a marinade personality is female.